For any of you that have been trying to get in touch since my last post, I apologize. I’ve had an...encounter with my predecessor, the vampiress I wrote about. An encounter where she stole my phone and shoved food in my face before running off. I can’t seem to find her by any means so far, and I’m this close to trying to find some kind of Wizard-ish PI to find her before she does something with it...I’m not sure what that would be, but I’m fairly sure I don’t want to know.
Anyway. If any of you receive electronic contact from me, don’t believe it. Don’t meet up, don’t follow instructions, don’t do anything. Block the number if you have to, and if you need to get in touch, do it physically.
I honestly wish I knew what she was planning to do with it. She’s dangerous enough on her own, nevermind what she’ll do if she’s trying to pose as me. If that’s all she’s planning.
...I’ll update again once I know more. Just...be careful, both my human and non-human friends. She’s on the loose and mad as hell. Both emotionally and a bit mentally. And if you see her, do your best to run or use garlic or...or whatever else it is that you can think to do. Just stay away from her until I can get a handle on what she’s planning.
Trevor the Vegan Vampire
Turned to the vegan lifestyle near the end of 2013, never looked back. Working to spread the love. Big believer that shame does no one good and peace is the way to a happy after-life.