Alright, that’s it.
She went after Kari. My Kari. My neighbor and one of the first humans that knew what I was. That accepted what I was. Kidnapped her and sent me a damn picture of her tied up.
This is going to stop, and this is going to stop now.
I don’t know where you are, vampiress, but this has to stop. Clearly you still can find the blog, as you've mocked the last several posts. Bring the human to my house and I’ll give you what you want.
Just bring her.
As promised, back to our regularly-scheduled content. Today’s post? Calming supplements and techniques for the deceased!
Don’t worry, this’ll just be a short simple one.
So, first off, we might all be dead in one way or another but it usually doesn’t stop our noses from working. I mean, that’s the whole thing between vampires and werewolves and all right? We can smell things like animals (no offence meant, were-creatures), and so why not apply this on a regular basis with things like essential oils? Or, you know...just grow the plants themselves.
This post is primarily for a specific vampiress that’s trying to make my life miserable, and despite my efforts, still has access to my blog. Since you dropped my phone and I still haven’t found a different way to contact you, this is all I want to say:
Kidnapping and trying to turn one of my human friends in front of me is not going to work. And you didn’t succeed. I made sure that he remained human after you fled.
But this isn’t funny. And it won’t change my mind. I’m not going back to you. I’m never going back with you. It ain’t happening. Go find someone else to torture (Not another human).
Sorry to all the other followers that had to see that. I’ll resume regular content in my next post.
Okay! Think I’ve got the phone situation under control. Haven’t heard hide nor hair of her for a few days, hoping that’s a good sign.
And it’s probably not.
Either way, let’s move on.
Today’s post? Controlling your urges!
So, this one’s a big one for those of us seeking an alternative lifestyle. I’d like to say that the first few days are hard and it gets easier, but that’s a lie. Really, honestly and truly a lie.
Hi again all!
Still no update on the phone situation, but I’m sure you’ve all seen some of the...comments that have been left for me. Trust me, I’m deleting and about to block her access, and I’ve changed the password to the blog and my email, so she can’t write anymore posts. Plus I’ve deleted what she wrote because...how is that attitude even healthy? Still haven’t gotten a new phone yet, but that’s still in the works. I’d rather just get the phone back from her and see what she’s been up to, aside from harassing me and my friends.
The seasons are getting ready to change once more! Soon it'll be summer, and then soon enough it’ll be fall, (and while October seems to be a favorite time of many in the supernatural community, I personally like September), and I can't wait. I do love the changing of the seasons (and being more sunlight-friendly makes it easier for me to enjoy a quick summer vacation)
However, this also brings up a serious concern of mine; hunting.
For any of you that have been trying to get in touch since my last post, I apologize. I’ve had an...encounter with my predecessor, the vampiress I wrote about. An encounter where she stole my phone and shoved food in my face before running off. I can’t seem to find her by any means so far, and I’m this close to trying to find some kind of Wizard-ish PI to find her before she does something with it...I’m not sure what that would be, but I’m fairly sure I don’t want to know.
Anyway. If any of you receive electronic contact from me, don’t believe it. Don’t meet up, don’t follow instructions, don’t do anything. Block the number if you have to, and if you need to get in touch, do it physically.
I honestly wish I knew what she was planning to do with it. She’s dangerous enough on her own, nevermind what she’ll do if she’s trying to pose as me. If that’s all she’s planning.
...I’ll update again once I know more. Just...be careful, both my human and non-human friends. She’s on the loose and mad as hell. Both emotionally and a bit mentally. And if you see her, do your best to run or use garlic or...or whatever else it is that you can think to do. Just stay away from her until I can get a handle on what she’s planning.
Trevor the Vegan Vampire
Still living in derelicts and sewers? 5 ways you can come out and still be secret.
Hi all! This should be a quick actionable post for those of you that look for those kinds of things instead of the rambling I’ve apparently tended to do.
...After that ramble.
So, the quick idea here is to talk about sustainable living and how you can accomplish it.
Sustainable in this case meaning stable and renewable, while living can be taken for a fulfilled existence; basically, it’s a call to come out of the sewers and old houses and find a way to live in a way that doesn’t make humans think you’re a creepy old crazy coot with a haunted house or some kind of dead spouse or relative kept in the basement.
Hello again! Sorry this week's post was a little late, but I just can’t resist the sunshine sometimes. One of my favorite benefits of drinking plants instead of humans; the ability to go back out in the sunshine. I may have even gotten a small tan, if that’s possible.
Well, I doubt it. It was barely a week, and a lot of it was spent dodging human officials and ducking through doorways. Contrary to how it seems, becoming a vegan vampire didn’t make me magical. Just more sunlight-friendly than before.
The sun wasn’t the only reason I took off; whats-her-face started coming back around. I don’t know if any of you caught our exchange in the comments of that last post, but I’ve deleted them for future reference. No reason for that kind of negativity in my life. I left the coven for a reason, and I have no intentions of going back. No matter what kind of threats she makes.
Anyway. Enough of my resurfaced past. On to the topic at hand: Living with Humans. The hows, whys, dos, and don’ts.
Hi there! Me again.
This one’s a shortie but a goodie; tips on finding a supportive community.
And no, I don’t just mean a group of creatures that look or act like you.
Hello! Me again.
Today’s topic: Eco-friendly alternatives for the nonliving!
Of course, we’ve talked a bit now about the alternatives to blood and the hunt. But what about the rest of the package?
Turned to the vegan lifestyle near the end of 2013, never looked back. Working to spread the love. Big believer that shame does no one good and peace is the way to a happy after-life.